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14th October, 2009. 7:25 pm.

Star Trek did not happen in the normal universe. This is what happens when you go dicking around with time.

Ok Marty McFly, sit back and let me explain this to you.

When Kirk stole his uncles (Yup, uncle) corvette, he played the Beastie Boys Sabotage

This was not mood music played over the scene, he picked it from the Nokia Music player, that song exists in his universe.

Sabotage was released on Ill Communication, which came out in 1994.

Per "Space Seed" the SS Botany Bay was launched in the 1990s. While it does not give a year we can assume the Eugenics wars were going on during 1994.

In any Eugenics wars, white boy rappers are the first against the wall.

In the normal TOS universe, the Beastie Boys were one hit wonders, with "Fight for your right". One of the greatest albums in history 'Pauls Boutique' was not released and of course Kaaaahnnnnnn,.

So what happened?

Kirk and Spock of Course.

In Star Trek IV: The voyage home, they go back in time to 1986 and give that punk kid on the bus the Vulcan neck pinch.

Admit it, you cheered.

Some how that changed history, that kid was instrumental in not only stopping the Eugenics Wars, but inspired the Beastie Boys to release something more then annoying white boy rap.

My theory is that Spock who had just died accidentally mind melded with that boy, and showed him what history would be like with Kahn. That boy not only stopped the Eugenics wars but somehow furthered the Beastie Boys Careers.

Besides how else can you explain this?

Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
-Beastie Boys
-Intergalatic

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23rd April, 2009. 10:23 pm. 05/05/09

05/05/09

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2nd November, 2008. 2:31 pm. Hiring Open!

OMG Radio KOL is hiring yet^9 ... 10 .... 11 again!


Position 1: Thursdays 7am-9am ET, and Sundays 8am-10am ET

Position 2: Wednesdays 4pm-7pm ET, and Saturdays 3pm-7pm ET

Position 3: Fridays 7-9pm ET, and Saturdays 7pm-11pm ET

- Rules are a bit different this time, you get to apply for 1, 2, or 3shifts, those that apply for more shifts will have a greater chance ofgetting at least one.

- We are giving a full week and a half this time, and getting the wordout will be amazingly helpful. Pretend we are also hiring you for theamount of publicity you can bring to the station.

- People who get call backs will be interviewed by me and Jezebelle

The cut off for applications is Wed, November 12 at Midnight Eastern Time. All airchecks will only be accepted at radio.kol.dj@gmail.com

Please keep it to under three minutes, please don’t apply unlessyou can work the above listed shift(s), and fall under the other rulesoutlined in http://radio-kol.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1314 .

We need your air-check, your full availability, your AIM, and your player name and ID #.

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6th July, 2008. 9:22 pm. Hiring

OMG Radio KOL is hiring yet^8 again!

New Hire #1: Wednesdays 7a-10a ET, and Thursdays 5a-9a ET
New Hire #2: Tuesdays 5p-7p ET, and Fridays 9-11p ET

Hiring is changed this time.

1) You HAVE To be able to work both of those times of those shifts, ifyou can not please hold off your application until a more beneficialschedule opens up for you.

2) People who get call backs will be interviewed by me and Jezz


3) We will be hiring 2 DJs.

The cut off for applications is 8pm Eastern Time on July 11th (Fri). All airchecks will only be accepted at radio.kol.dj@gmail.com

Please keep it to under three minutes, please don’t apply unlessyou can work 75% those shifts, and fall under the other rules outlinedin http://radio-kol.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1314 .

We need your air-check, your full availability, your AIM, and your player name and ID #.

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5th May, 2008. 5:18 pm. THE GREAT CINCO DE MAYO GIVEAWAY! 37 minutes from now!

( TOTAL WORTH 674,034,533 )
bodyslam (25)467,574,725
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte (5,082)11,688,600
bottle of tequila (510,665)178,732,750
calle de miel (170)305,660
calle de miel with a fly in it (25)125
ducha de oro (255)459,000
margarita (712)284,088
tangarita (601)3,536,284
teqiwila (48)247,200
teqiwila slammer (1,384)8,020,280
tequila grenade (1,596)478,800
tequila sunrise (461)226,351
tequila sunset (291)1,309,500
tequila with training wheels (693)1,171,170

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31st December, 2007. 12:00 am.

Ok, first off big props to IsPeP1982 here for finding this for me.

I spoke to the guy who wrote the free radio application. He just did anupdate and was kind enough to put on the RKOL servers. I tweaked it abit and added GKOL and RFX cause that's how I roll.

Get your PSP
Make sure its updated to the newest firmware 3.80 (I'm not sure if this is going to work with custom firmware.)

Download the link below unzip and put the PSP and the radio folder to the TOP folder of your PSP.

http://kolmohdee.monkeydrunky.com/freeradio.zip

Then go to Network -> Internet Radio -> Freeradio -> Raw MP3/ACC Streams
Enjoy RKOL on the toilet.

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4th October, 2007. 1:44 pm. 8 HOURS LEFT!!

ALL MONEY GOES TO RKOL SERVERS!

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27th September, 2007. 10:02 pm. Own a bit of KOL History and help out RKOL.

This is the actual razor used to shave my nuts at KolCon IV.

You can own it.

Good luck.

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12th August, 2007. 8:51 am. FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET

This is The Kimberly Trip


This is their new Video


Play new Video Play.

This is the hot (yet underused in the above video) bass player for TKT wearing my face on her boobs.


Any Questions?

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27th May, 2007. 7:42 pm.

atlanta zoo pics
http://kolmohdee.monkeydrunky.com/kolanta/index.htm

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